iQOO Neo 10 in India Batteryzilla or Overpriced Junk Lets Get Messy.
DingdongiQOOs Neo 10 crashed into India on May 26 and the hype trains chugging faster than Mumbai locals at rush hour Snapdragon 8s Gen 4 Snore 7000mAh battery Spill the chai 144FPS gaming Hold my vada pallets roast this phone like a streetside.
144FPS Gaming iQOOs Fantasy or Your New Obsession
Let’s tackle the big fib first iQOO claims this is the first 144FPS gaming phone Insert sarcastic slow clap Last time I trusted a gaming phone it couldn’t handle Temple Run without sounding like a dying hairdryer But hey miracles happen.
The Snapdragon 8s Gen 4 chip iQOOs Supercomputing Q1 tag team sounds like a masala Bollywood duo think Salman and Katrina but for murdering lag in BGMI Add LPDDR5x RAM and UFS 41 storage translation apps open quicker than my dads I told you so rants and multitasking should feel smoother than a Hrithik Roshan dance move.
But here’s the tea Raw power is useless if your phone doubles as a tandoor iQOOs shoved in a 7000mm² vapor chamber size of a Rs 20 note Will it stay cool during a Free Fire marathon believe it when my palms aren’t sweating like a standup comic at an Ambani wedding.
Battery Life Will This Phone Outlive My Will to Live
7000mAh Let that marinate My current phone battery dies faster than my attention span during a PowerPoint presentation But the Neo 10 This beast could power a Delhi metro station or at least survive a weekend of Instagram stalking And it squeezed into a body slimmer than my chances of waking up before noon How Black magic Or maybe iQOOs engineers just hate power banks. Then there is 120W fast charging iQOO promises 50 charges in 9 minutes Thats faster than I can say Arre yaar charger kidhar hai But let’s be honest Do we need chargers this aggressive My room already looks like a mad scientist lab Still bypass charging game while plugged in is a genius hack Personal rant Why can’t phones charge via my existential dread So much wasted potential.
Screen 5500 NitsInnovation
Gossip says the Neo 10s has a 678inch AMOLED screen with 144Hz refresh rate and 5500 nits peak brightneLet’sets decode 5500 nits is brighter than my future but dimmer than my enthusiasm for pani puri without chili.
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In practice, This screen could make Asphalt 9 look so real you feel the G-forces But AMOLED panels at this price often overdose on saturation Remember your cousin’s Instagram filter that turned the Taj Mahal neon pink Yeah let’s hope iQOO skips that nonsense.
Design Plastic Royale or Chor Bazaar Chic
The Neo 10 struts in Titanium Chrome and Inferno Redcolors that scream I classy but were also bought during Flipkart’s Big Billion Days The design is a copypaste of the Neo 10R with a squircle camera bump square circle because adults can’t decide and a plastic back at a press conference but hear me out It is lightweight won’t shatter like your dreams and grips better than a Mumbai local handrail Sure it will wow your iPhone-toting friends but the iQOO logo whispers IIpractical and proud.
Cameras 50MP Hype vs Whys My Photo a Potato
The main camera has a 50MP Sony LYT600 sensor with perfect for food pics of your butter chicken The 8MP ultrawide lens is not boring It’ll work for group selfies if you squint The 16MP front camera is Great for cringe but don’t expect K3G level drama.
My two paise Midrange cameras are like blind dates promise the world deliver chaos OIS might save shaky hands but lowlight photos Prepare for blurry ghosts Software Funtouch OS or Why Is This App Spying on Me iQOOs Funtouch OS Android-based is like your aunt’s living room cluttered with ugly apps you never use cough iQOO Health cough But hey updates are slightly less terrible now Slow clap Price Competition The Great Indian Phone Riot Is mum on pricing but if it’s under ₹35000 it’ll battle the Poco F6 Nothing Phone 2a and Realme GT Neo 6 The Snapdragon 8s Gen 4 gives it an edge but Poco pricing is wilder than a Bangalore traffic jam.
Verdict Buy It or Yeet It
If you are a mobile gamer craving buttery FPS without selling your soul the Neo 10 might be your jam That batteries are a flex But if you are a camera snob or a minimalist wait for reviews My desi take iQOOs Neo series is the chole bhature of phones cheap hearty and unapologetic This one no different Just don’t expect it to replace your DSLR or your therapist Mark May 26 on your calendar Or doesn’t Your current phone survive another year Probably TLDR iQOO Neo 10 battery monster gaming swag midrange price Peep it if you are bored Now excuse me while I convince my mom this phone is an investment.